Hazen's Bad Boy Image

We all know Hazen here. We all know what a swell guy he is, and how he couldn't hurt a fly or a tick or whatever. The thing is, not everyone knows that. To a stranger, Hazen could look pretty intimidating, borderline scary. He's got piercing eyes, the punkest mullet I've ever seen, bulging muscles from years of sparing and beating people's ass, etc. I don't really have a reason for writing this other than the fact that Iv'e heard actual rumors (from people who don't know him) that Hazen curb-stomped someone. I just thought that was funny, that's all.

AAAAAAAAA

"AAAAAAAAA" This is Hazen's response to anything that he dislikes even mildly. When on bikes, if Hazen sees someone who looks at him he yells. On chat if you say something he is confused by/disagrees with he yells. If hazen is hungry/thirsty he yells.

Does it make sense?...NO

Is it annoying?...NEVER (well maybe sometimes)

Is it amazing?...ALWAYS

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The The

-Has a father (involved in international espionage)

-Has hair (interested in weaving feathers into it)

-Has hands (has beaten someone you know up with said hands)

-Is Hazen

-Is Punk?

-Is Friend?

-Is thinker/philosopher?

-Is god?

-Is?

-I?

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Hazens Hair

Hazen is a big fan of changing the way his hair looks (not always for the better). When I first met hazen he had hair like this (in the red)then it wasn't winter anymore and he decided that the extra layer was no longer needed and made me give him a mohawk. But not any mohawk, one with hacitic jew curls on the sides...it was glorious.Then he decided to get rid of the sideburns (sad face) and now he just has a regular mohawk...But probably not for long

Hazen

This is Hazen. He is a wonderful person who says and does hilariously irrational things.