Hazen in Action

Some sweet hazen action shots

Hazen QOTD

• "I don't give a shit about my cock, I had like a steel .... if I stabbed someone they die"
• "I will burn you like the witches of old"
• "When I get my car I'm going to put bull horns on the front to gore people...like actual horns"

So much passion!

One of Hazen's favorite topics of discussion is rape.
He brings it up probably everyday, in some form or another. Whether he's threatening to rape someone's child, expressing a desire to rape a certain lady, or telling us what might drive him to rape someone - and it sometimes it gets detailed.

"First, I'll rape her with my penis, then with a brick! She'll be scarred emotionally AND physically!"

First curb stomping Nazis, now this. Who knows what's next!

But...your a vegitarian.

On a bike ride through downtown Orlando


Hazen: AHHHHHHHHHH

Lindsey: Hazen, will you serenade me with your songs?
me: giggly laughter at the thought of hazen singing 


Hazen: But...But... aren't you  a vegetarian? You don't eat meat? My dad cooks mead so good.

Me/Lindsey: Hazen, what are you talking about

Hazen: You know serenade? like what you do to meat before you cook it, but i guess you could do that to veggies

Me: You mean MARINADE?

Hazen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CURB STOMP

Although there are some of us (....cough cough david) who think Hazen's curb stomping isn't real, the rest of us know that Hazen is a cold blooded curb stomper and COULD hurt a fly.
What happened was
1.) Hazen was waking home
2.) nazi skins jumped out of a pick-up
3.) Threatened to beat Hazen and a kitten to death if Hazen didn't kiss their boots
4.) Hazen beat the shit out of them
5.)  (except with no gun and outside and with hazen and nazis)
6.) Hazen rescues the kitten
7.) Nazis die
8.)