Reckless Exaggeration

Hazen: WOW look at that amazing man. He’s sitting in an bad ass car and smoking a cigar.
Alex: Hazen thats just some guy sitting in a convertable smoking a ciggerette.
Hazen: WOW now he's drinking out of a possible flask!!!
Alex: Hazen thats deff just a coffee cup.
Hazen:AHHHHHHHHHH. I COULDN'T TELL OK
Fischer: LOOK AT HIS MONOCLE AND HE HAS A BIG CHETTAH IN THE SEAT NEXT TO HIM!!!!!!!!!
Hazen: Shut up i couldn't tell...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Strength of Hand

Hazen: I have strong hands, I grew up pulling weeds.

Hazen QOTD

Alex: Oh my god its so warm in here.
Hazen: Its like a toasty cottage.


Hazen: Just for girls ( referring to Justice for Girls)...LIKE MY FIST.